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LIFE IS GOOD

Posted on April 17, 2012 by Marsh

             

Categories : Life

FIRST POLITICIAN

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Marsh

Latest Archaeological Discovery Believed To Be 10,000 Year Old Remains Of First Politician

 Breaking News From National Geographic Magazine….Reporter – Pam Eaton – Frankenmuth Michigan

 An archaeological team, digging in Washington DC, has recently uncovered what is believed to be the fossil remains of the first politician to have ruled some 10,000 years ago.

 Although at the time of this writing, the team is not 100% certain, based on the the few clues that have been uncovered thus far, combined with the physical positioning of the skeletal remains, all indications point to the fact that this assumption is valid.

 Lead Archaeologist Hans Mcgworkin could not be reached for comment at the time of release, but a spokesman for the team, speaking on condition of anonymity is quoted as saying that “It is 99.9% certain that what we have discovered is in fact one of the first politicians known to man based on the existing evidence that is currently available.”

 Further research is underway, the results of which will be released as it becomes available….

 

Abundance and Happiness Humor : Archaeological remains first politician

 FROM:  http://www.abundance-and-happiness.com/humor-first-politician.html

Categories : Politics

BREAKING NEWS – DUDE TO BE VEEP PICK

Posted on April 10, 2012 by Marsh

Cutthroat Cafe has scooped the competition once again.  Our inside sources have learned that Mitt Romney will soon announce that Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski will be his choice for Running Mate.  Candidate Romney feels the Dude will motivate all those lazy, slacker boomers out there to get off their fat asses and vote.  The Dude is also expected to present a formidable challenge to Joe “The Schmoe” Biden during the VP debates.  Just like in ‘08, with Sarah Palin, the pachyderms are choosing a Veep with a unique perspective on the Russians.  The Dude is partial to white ones.  Some are calling it a merger of LDS and LSD.  Stay tuned!

 

Categories : Characters, Current Events, Politics

LOUIE LOOOWEEE

Posted on April 8, 2012 by Marsh

 

 

 CUTTHROAT CAFE

IS OOZIN’ W’ HOOP FOR VERRASSIN’

LOUIS OOSTHUIZEN

 

 

 

AG MAN! SO BLADDY NAH BAY

 

If it wasn’t to be for Loowee

Bubba is all right by me!

Categories : Characters, Sports

NCAA CHAMPIONS KENTUCKY WILDCATS

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Marsh

We will sing one song for my old Kentucky home,
For my old Kentucky home far away.

 

Class of 1973

 

Categories : Politics

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Posted on April 1, 2012 by Marsh

ERIK SEABURG

Go Winterhawks!

Categories : Characters, Life, Sports

Wildcat Love

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Biggie

 In order to get a scholarship to Kentucky in men’s basketball one must be able to touch the top of the square on the backboard, drive the ball to the basket while spin dribbling around defenders, and finish by tomahawk jamming over everyone.

 

Categories : Characters, Current Events, Sports

The More Things Change . . . .

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Marsh

Well, the doctor comes around with a face all bright,
And he says in a little while you’ll be all right.
All he gives is a humbug pill,
A dose of dope and a great big bill –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

There once was a time when everything was cheap,
But now prices nearly puts a man to sleep.
When we pay our grocery bill,
We just feel like making our will –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Well, I used to trade with a man by the name of Gray,
Flour was fifty cents for a twenty-four pound bag.
Now it’s a dollar and a half beside,
Just like a-skinning off a flea for the hide –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Oh, the schools we have today ain’t worth a cent,
But they see to it that every child is sent.
If we don’t send everyday,
We have a heavy fine to pay –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Prohibition’s good if its conducted right,
There’s no sense in shooting a man ’til he shows flight.
Officers kill without a cause,
They complain about funny laws –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Most all preachers preach for gold and not for souls,
That’s what keeps a poor man always in a hole.
We can hardly get our breath,
Taxed and schooled and preached to death –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Oh, it’s time for every man to be awake,
We pay fifty cents a pound when we ask for steak.
When we get our package home,
A little wad of paper with gristle and a bone –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

                                                               

Blind Alfred Reid
Written: 1929
    

 

My one year sabbatical is over. 

All I really did was blink!

MT

Categories : Characters, Life

Mega Zillions

Posted on March 29, 2012 by The Seer

The Seer predicts:

 

2  4  23  38  46  23

 

Categories : Characters, Sports

RECOVERY

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Marsh

RECOVERY

 

Nobody likes being used but they should.

The bad aren’t used, only the good.

I want to be good if I could.

So come all ye takers into my hood.

 

It is better to give than receive.

That’s in the Book, I believe.

Disappointment’s no reason to grieve.

Grand is the man with nothing up his sleeve.

 

See you all in 12 months!

MT

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