Breaking News From National Geographic Magazine….Reporter – Pam Eaton – Frankenmuth Michigan
An archaeological team, digging in Washington DC, has recently uncovered what is believed to be the fossil remains of the first politician to have ruled some 10,000 years ago.
Although at the time of this writing, the team is not 100% certain, based on the the few clues that have been uncovered thus far, combined with the physical positioning of the skeletal remains, all indications point to the fact that this assumption is valid.
Lead Archaeologist Hans Mcgworkin could not be reached for comment at the time of release, but a spokesman for the team, speaking on condition of anonymity is quoted as saying that “It is 99.9% certain that what we have discovered is in fact one of the first politicians known to man based on the existing evidence that is currently available.”
Further research is underway, the results of which will be released as it becomes available….

FROM: http://www.abundance-and-happiness.com/humor-first-politician.html




If it wasn’t to be for Loowee
Bubba is all right by me!

Well, the doctor comes around with a face all bright,
And he says in a little while you’ll be all right.
All he gives is a humbug pill,
A dose of dope and a great big bill –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
There once was a time when everything was cheap,
But now prices nearly puts a man to sleep.
When we pay our grocery bill,
We just feel like making our will –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
Well, I used to trade with a man by the name of Gray,
Flour was fifty cents for a twenty-four pound bag.
Now it’s a dollar and a half beside,
Just like a-skinning off a flea for the hide –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
Oh, the schools we have today ain’t worth a cent,
But they see to it that every child is sent.
If we don’t send everyday,
We have a heavy fine to pay –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
Prohibition’s good if its conducted right,
There’s no sense in shooting a man ’til he shows flight.
Officers kill without a cause,
They complain about funny laws –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
Most all preachers preach for gold and not for souls,
That’s what keeps a poor man always in a hole.
We can hardly get our breath,
Taxed and schooled and preached to death –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
Oh, it’s time for every man to be awake,
We pay fifty cents a pound when we ask for steak.
When we get our package home,
A little wad of paper with gristle and a bone –
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?
Blind Alfred Reid
Written: 1929
My one year sabbatical is over.
All I really did was blink!
MT

RECOVERY
Nobody likes being used but they should.
The bad aren’t used, only the good.
I want to be good if I could.
So come all ye takers into my hood.
It is better to give than receive.
That’s in the Book, I believe.
Disappointment’s no reason to grieve.
Grand is the man with nothing up his sleeve.
See you all in 12 months!
MT